What I Wrote Today (7/13/18)

Sarah Palin and Roy Moore Promote Sacha Baron Cohen’s New Show

Logan Paul Has Somehow Tricked Chloe Bennet into Dating Him

Isaiah Thomas gives up Brink’s truck for vet’s minimum in Denver

NHL Free Agency: Grading the Lightning’s signings


What I Wrote Today (7/12/18)

Stormy Daniels Arrested for Being a Good Stripper

Mira Sorvino Blindfolded, Forced to Gag on Condom at 16 for Oscar-Winning Director’s Audition

George Lopez Has His Own ‘Pee Tape’ with Donald Trump

Drake Is a Meme Again

Tom Thibodeau gonna Tom Thibodeau, even in Summer League

Maya Moore keeps winning, graces SLAM cover

Heat bring back sharpshooter Wayne Ellington

What I Wrote Today (7/9/18)

Sacha Baron Cohen Will Make America Great Again

Selena Gomez Is Enjoying Her Justin Bieber-Free Life

Harvey Weinstein Wants to Keep Making Movies Because He Has No Conscience

Davis Bertans stays in San Antonio to become their new starting small forward

NBA free agency rumors: Sacramento Kings may turn attention to Marcus Smart

What I Wrote Today (7/8/18)

Fighters React To Daniel Cormier Knocking Out Stipe Miocic To Become Double Champ

Full Coverage: UFC 226: Miocic vs. Cormier Post-Fight Press Conference

UFC 226: Miocic vs. Cormier Gate, Attendance, and Bonus Information

NHL Free Agency: Grading the Golden Knights’ signings

Brook Lopez signs with Bucks to give them frontcourt spacing

What I Wrote Today (7/6/18)

Chris Brown Arrested for Punching Photographer Doing His Job

Donald Trump Ensures End of World by Gifting Kim Jong Un a ‘Rocket Man’ CD

Miles Teller Is the Perfect Wingman for ‘Top Gun 2’

Luka Doncic pays tribute to Steph Curry with halfcourt shot

Tom Brady takes no prisoners in family dodgeball

Tony Parker leaves San Antonio and nothing is right in the world

Kings swoop in, try to steal Zach LaVine from Bulls

Spurs have to make big decision on their other small forward

Blazers sign Jusuf Nurkic before another offer sheet is handed out