Justin Bieber Fears God, Justin Timberlake Super Bowl, Kim Kardashian Robber

Yay Justin Timberlake.

Justin Bieber with Some Mystery Girl

Kim Kardashian’s Paris Robber Is A Better Criminal Than Writer

Justin Timberlake Will Expose Someone’s Nipple at the Next Super Bowl

Kardashian Baby News and The Flat Earth

Kardashian’s rule the world.

Kim Kardashian’s Baby vs. Kylie Jenner’s Baby Is The Feud We Need

B.o.B. Conning People Out Of Money To Prove The Earth Is Flat

Kylie Jenner Is Having Travis Scott’s, Tyga’s, or Kim Kardashian’s Baby Girl

Chloe Bennet Says Hollywood is Racist, Kim Kardashian Irony, Snoop and Martha

President North West will be a thing in 30 years.

Chloe Bennet Kicks Instagram User In The Wang

Kim Kardashian Speaks In Delicious Irony About Donald Trump

Snoop Dogg Ruins Martha Stewart’s Cake In The Sexiest Way Possible

Kim Kardashian & Cash Me Ousside Girl, DMX Taxes, Beyonce Twins

Was that really necessary, Beyonce?

Kim Kardashian and Cash Me Ousside Girl Try to Break the Internet

DMX: Feds Gonna Give It To Ya. Rapper Arrested, Faces 44 Years in Jail

eyonce Blesses the World With Over the Top Reveal of Twins

Barack Obama Spoiler Alert, Kim Kardashian Blackfaced, No Soup For You

“I am so sick andtired of the photoshop.”

Kim Kardashian Accused Of Going Blackface, Really Just Photoshopped

President Obama Spoils The Sex of Jay-Z’s Upcoming Twins

No Soup for the ‘Soup Nazi’ Company

 

The Blemish Daily Recap (5/4/17)

No one can ever fly again.

Delta, Learning Nothing From United, Goes Back to Overbooking and Harassing Passengers

Kim Kardashian Got Hungry and Picked Food from Ashley Graham’s Teeth

Justin Bieber Wants Everything to Be White in India

The Blemish Daily Recap (1/10/17)

I suspect tomorrow I’ll be writing about pee.

Tom Hiddleston Apologizes For Golden Globes Speech, Should Apologize For Winning

Ronda Rousey Will Rebuild Her Life on Rocks

Kim Kardashian Robbery May Have Been an Inside Job, Duh

The Blemish Daily Recap (12/15/16)

A fantastic Michael Jordan story.

Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media with Ass and Boobs

Floyd Mayweather Calls Conor McGregor ‘A Bitch’

Michael Jordan’s Pickup Games on ‘Space Jam’ Set Show How Intense He Was

The Blemish Daily Recap (12/7/16)

Kimye on the rocks?

Kim’s Love For Kanye Might Be Fadin’

Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Actors According To Forbes

Adult Swim Cancels Donald Trump’s Favorite Show

The Blemish Daily Recap (10/26/16)

Deadpool 2 petition and virtual Kim Kardashian. Hoping to cover more Taylor Swift stories in the future. I have opinions about her.

People are Petitioning Quentin Tarantino to Direct Deadpool 2

Have Virtual Reality Sex With Kim Kardashian